yes. facebook died last night, after having a massive heart attack. there was nothing anyone could do. rip facebook. but….as long as your bored, there’s plenty of bored people (or just me, i guess) on this site. that’s do something less boring and be less bored now, sound good?………………you’re gonna say no, i know it.

abandon your posts……everyone else did. go with the flow, unless it’s flowing lava. lava….mmmhhmmmm, yes. lava. lava lava lava…………..lava

does half a story count as a story?

There’s a new story out from our very own joshtuttle, check it out!

this is another tip, but this one is from Josh. so it’s cooler then the other tip on here. actually, it’s colder and cooler and a lower temperature….and stuff. sooooooo……people think you shouldn’t eat yellow snow. I agree, don’t. it’s the worst flavor of all of them. my actual tip, however, would be to not eat any snow. most likely it’s on the ground. this means that, like dirt, it’s bad to eat. so don’t eat any dirt OR snow and you may be as healthy as a right side sleeper. this makes you smart, cuz your on the right side and eating off tables (or, for aliens, counters). thank you, that is all.

<<<<,this is Josh. myself. yes, it is *I*, um, Josh……So I was thinking, even in a million years when i publish my stories, the one not-Bob story will not be published. since it won’t be published, it can go on here, I think. Anyways, as soon as i talk to that other guy about it, it will be final….and on here for those space aliens to read on their shiny, cool, shiny, new…..and….um…shiny computers…..and the name of the story is “The Elk, the Can, and the Door. it’s about those 3 subjects and how they come together. this is the end now, so you can go back to whatever you were doing….and Remember: READ IT. or consume it, however you retain data on your planet.

There would be a comic here, if not for the fact that this website is not very image friendly.  It’s just not gonna work, people.

Heartburn troubles?  Don’t fall for all those commercials that try to sell you all those pointless pills with all those pointless side-effects.  Just drink a shot of apple cider vinegar when you get heartburn.

Or, if you have heartburn in bed, simply sleep on your right side.  This works because the esophagus connects to the stomach at an angle, so if you sleep on your right side, the stomach acid (the cause of heartburn) won’t be able to enter your esophagus.  Also, if you sleep on your left side, you will most likely have more heartburn, but that’s just a theory

I just finished two stories, and will most likely get them typed up by the end of the week/next week.  I also need to get some comics uploaded >.>  I’ll probably get the first one up on Thursday, then update it every Thursday if possible.

“I need back-up NOW!”

The year was 1472, and the once-lovely planet known as “Earth” was smack-dab in the middle of a fifth world wide war.  The rumbles of sub-terra tunneling bombs made it hard for Qake to hear anything on his inner-ear communicator.  One of these rumbles in particular was getting stronger by the minute.

“GET OUT OF HERE,” Qake yelled to his men. “IT’S ON OUR TRAIL!”

You can read the rest right here.