There would be a comic here, if not for the fact that this website is not very image friendly.  It’s just not gonna work, people.

Heartburn troubles?  Don’t fall for all those commercials that try to sell you all those pointless pills with all those pointless side-effects.  Just drink a shot of apple cider vinegar when you get heartburn.

Or, if you have heartburn in bed, simply sleep on your right side.  This works because the esophagus connects to the stomach at an angle, so if you sleep on your right side, the stomach acid (the cause of heartburn) won’t be able to enter your esophagus.  Also, if you sleep on your left side, you will most likely have more heartburn, but that’s just a theory

I just finished two stories, and will most likely get them typed up by the end of the week/next week.  I also need to get some comics uploaded >.>  I’ll probably get the first one up on Thursday, then update it every Thursday if possible.