There’s a new story out from our very own joshtuttle, check it out!

this is another tip, but this one is from Josh. so it’s cooler then the other tip on here. actually, it’s colder and cooler and a lower temperature….and stuff. sooooooo……people think you shouldn’t eat yellow snow. I agree, don’t. it’s the worst flavor of all of them. my actual tip, however, would be to not eat any snow. most likely it’s on the ground. this means that, like dirt, it’s bad to eat. so don’t eat any dirt OR snow and you may be as healthy as a right side sleeper. this makes you smart, cuz your on the right side and eating off tables (or, for aliens, counters). thank you, that is all.

<<<<,this is Josh. myself. yes, it is *I*, um, Josh……So I was thinking, even in a million years when i publish my stories, the one not-Bob story will not be published. since it won’t be published, it can go on here, I think. Anyways, as soon as i talk to that other guy about it, it will be final….and on here for those space aliens to read on their shiny, cool, shiny, new…..and….um…shiny computers…..and the name of the story is “The Elk, the Can, and the Door. it’s about those 3 subjects and how they come together. this is the end now, so you can go back to whatever you were doing….and Remember: READ IT. or consume it, however you retain data on your planet.