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this is another tip, but this one is from Josh. so it’s cooler then the other tip on here. actually, it’s colder and cooler and a lower temperature….and stuff. sooooooo……people think you shouldn’t eat yellow snow. I agree, don’t. it’s the worst flavor of all of them. my actual tip, however, would be to not eat any snow. most likely it’s on the ground. this means that, like dirt, it’s bad to eat. so don’t eat any dirt OR snow and you may be as healthy as a right side sleeper. this makes you smart, cuz your on the right side and eating off tables (or, for aliens, counters). thank you, that is all.

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Useful tips #1

Useful tips

Heartburn troubles?  Don’t fall for all those commercials that try to sell you all those pointless pills with all those pointless side-effects.  Just drink a shot of apple cider vinegar when you get heartburn.

Or, if you have heartburn in bed, simply sleep on your right side.  This works because the esophagus connects to the stomach at an angle, so if you sleep on your right side, the stomach acid (the cause of heartburn) won’t be able to enter your esophagus.  Also, if you sleep on your left side, you will most likely have more heartburn, but that’s just a theory :P

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