So, as you all know, at least the ones reading this page at the moment, my good friend joshtuttle has written a plethora of stories, all about this semi-sentient being known as Bob.  Of course, don’t forget his sandwich ^_^  He has released the first couple to this site, but, due to certain reasons (mainly because he’s planning to have it all published and he doesn’t want it to be found for free -_-”) He will only allow me to put up a teaser compilation that I made for mah facebooks page: Lovers of Amatuer Short Story Writing.   Enjoy ^_^

Chapter 1: The Beginning

George’s shift was over at 5 p.m. He decided to go see a movie. In the movie there was a guy driving around in his car trying to find some cheap gas. Most of the gas stations charged $3.50 per gallon. The guy in the movie found a gas station out in the middle of nowhere that was trying to charge $5.00 per gallon. The guy didn’t have that much money, so he kept driving. He drove so much that he ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere. It was dark by then, so the guy pushed his car to the side of the road, got back in it and fell asleep. When the guy woke up, there was a gas station down the road that he hadn’t seen before.

Chapter 2: The Death of Everyone Important (Well, not Really That Important, Because no one Will Miss Them)

In the beginning Bob made a sandwich. Now Joe and Steve were hovering over his new creation and Bob told them to leave, because he thought it tasted good. Joe and Steve got mad and stormed out of Bob’s house. Bob’s sandwich was made of turkey and American cheese on white bread. Bob ate it and said that it was good. You may think this is a repeat of the last chapter, but its really not. In this chapter Bob’s new friend is not George, because George is (sorry, but I’m not giving any spolers ^_^ ~ natnatertatertot).  Bob’s new friend in this section of the story is Larry.

Chapter 3: Bob and Bob Jr.

A while after the beginning and after Bob made his sandwich Bob adopted a son, Bob named his son Bob. But not to confuse Bob the father with Bob the son, Bob the father called Bob the son Bob Jr. instead. The name stuck like gum on the bottom of a shoe and he was called that ever since. Bob sent his son to Center Earth to live with the locals. Bob Jr. lived in the town of Cow Bells, west of Minus Twelve, in Gondola. At first, Bob Jr. had a quiet life and was not troubled at all by the events of others who lived in Center Earth…

Chapter 4: Bob and the Cold

When Sam The Zombie got to the police department he didn’t expect any resistance, because who could fight back against a zombie? So when he walked in, he wasn’t surprised when there was no one in sight. He thought (yes, zombies can think, just not that well)they had all ran away when they heard him coming. He turned to leave and that’s when it happened.

Chapter 5: Bob’s Birthday

In the beginning Bob made a sandwich. Now Joe and Steve were on vacation this week, but it didn’t matter, because other people were trying to steal his sandwich. His cousin, Rachel, was spending the day with him and was really getting on his nerves. She kept running around the kitchen yelling things that were supposed to be English, but made no sense in that language. She also kept grabbing at his sandwich, trying to feed it to her doll. Bob grabbed her and put her in the closet. Then he ate his sandwich and said that it was good. After he finished the sandwich, he told Rachel he would let her out if she would promise not to annoy him any more.

Chapter 6: Bob Gets Kidnapped (Even Though He isn’t a Kid, Doesn’t Get Tired, and no Kidnappers in Their Right or Left Minds Would Ever Try to Kidnap Bob, Except for the Ones Doing it in This Chapter.)

Bob had a good friend at the FBI, named Ben Gleck, who, among other things, did the job interviews. He knew Joe and Steve weren’t Bob’s friends, so he wanted to make sure they didn’t have alternative motives for joining the FBI. When Joe and Steve went to his office for the interview, Ben asked them why they wanted to join the FBI. Joe and Steve didn’t know who Ben was, so they told him this…

Chapter 7: Bob and the Picky Eater.

The beginning of this chapter is about to start off with a bang. It will be a Bang so big that it will take up to 10 lines. It will be so loud that you won’t even be able to hear it. When this bang comes, you’d better be ready, because if you aren’t, it very well may knock you out of your seat. The bang is coming now, so cover your ears and hold on to the valuable breakable stuff on top of the really high furniture you couldn’t reach when you were a couple years younger. This bang is going to be so big, it won’t even fit on this page. We will have to start whole new page for it. Here it is. It’s coming. NOW.

Chapter 8: Bob and the Cat.

Mojave said he could be of use to them. He spoke 27 different languages, including Rocish, English, the language of the old trees, and enough Spanish to call a crazy Spanish guy what he is. But the tree gang wouldn’t listen to him.  Just then, the volcano erupted and spit lava all over the tree gang. The air was filled was the screams of the trees, as they started burning up.
Mojave ran when he first heard the eruption and got out of there just in time. He kept running with all his strength. When he looked back to see if it was safe he ran right into a….